Uncle Leon's bio

I had a few comments on my last post about Uncle Leon that were too dicey to be posted in the comment section. Many of the comments were directed towards Uncle Leon's sexual preference and one was directed towards what Uncle Leon would do to some of the "housewives of Spring Hill".

While the comments were well written and superbly accurate. Some were directed at "real people". In trying to follow policy here, I could not release those comments for public viewing. The comments were however, interesting and most probably accurate.

I can assure you that Uncle Leon is very real.

Someone asked IF Uncle Leon would be willing to relocate for a possible job opportunity? My honest opinion is that Leon is not employable. He might show up for a while, but Leon tends to march to his own beat.

Uncle Leon has done a stretch or three for various reasons. A couple of DUI's. And night hunting. He got pulled over for an illegal exhaust on his truck and the cops found some illegal substances in his ride.

At one point years ago Leon claimed that Evil Knievel was training him to be a daredevil. Of course, now that Evil endo'ed into the great snake-pit jump in the sky, training was cancelled.

Uncle Leon likes women. He loves cougar's. He considers himself to be somewhat of an authority on pleasing women. He is one of those guys that would try duke your wife is given the right circumstances.

He DOES have a mullet. He has had it as long as I can remember. He IS proud of it. He thinks people without mullet's put themselves at a disadvantage when attracting cougar's.

Uncle Leon has an odd way of inspiring people though. He is one of those guys that can talk you into doing things that you know you shouldn't be doing. Like this. And this.

I was looking forward to catching up with Uncle Leon on Thanksgiving and seeing what he has been up to. But Uncle Leon was strangely absent. I couldn't get much info as to his whereabouts.

I had to wait until the everyone was well lubricated to get the scoop. Word is Uncle Leon had recently been spending time on the outskirts of D-town immersing himself in the underground world of high stakes horseshoe tournaments. I remember hearing about this when I was a kid. Horseshoe throwin' in D-town is alot like these dogfighting circles you hear about. Lots of shady dudes and questionable conduct being exhibited.

So i'll do my best to track down Leon and keep you peeps updated.