Monday, November 24, 2008

Thanksgiving in D-town

Thought this picture from last Thanksgiving sums it up perfectly.

That's my grandmother spitting out her dentures after thinking the warm Pabst BR she just shotgunned was her diet sprite. I tried to tell her.

That is my uncle Leon with the elvis comb back giving me the evil eye. He is still trying to comprehend why Auntie Dot (in the fly-ass orange jumpsuit) is drinking Gibley's gin (straight) at 8:30 in the morning.

Uncle Leon likes diesel trucks and kine bud. He IS NOT currently employed. I think, however, he DID vote for Obama. He says the new President told him not to worry about paying on his mortgage anymore. That it would be all taken care of.

Thanksgiving is going to kick azz this year.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your granny is smoking hot. I love her updated stockings.

mogley said...

can leon get me a bag?

Anonymous said...

Do I see a cameltoe?

Anonymous said...

You need to bring Uncle Leon to Mobile and introduce him to some of your azalea sniffing buddies. Hell, they might elect him mayor of Springhill.

Anonymous said...

That is sick!

Anonymous said...

Uncle Leon is cool.