Opportunity Knocks!

I have been sitting on this post for several weeks now. I PROMISE I have.

I will be the first to admit that due to all of the "non-important" issues that I have been posting about recently, I have forgotten about a post I started weeks ago.

Then some annonyomous DOUCHEBAG questions the assassin's sexual preference. They must have forgotten that the assassin is the definition of cougar bait.

Great

Just Great

I now present to you a post that was started several weeks ago.

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what happened to all the señoras?????

It's a sad time in Mobile.

Seemingly all the local ladies have decided to stop riding in the mornings.

Back in the day.....we would average 3 or 4 "honey's" on our daily rides.

We'd have big one's....little one's....fast one's....slow one's....hot chickas....not-so-hot chickas....nice milf types....nubile college types....hard-core racer types....social ride only types....we had every demo covered.

Man, it was great.

Then something happened.

Now we are lucky to pull one.

Of course I'd imagine with all the squirrel bag, circus clowns we have riding now.....it's probably better that they don't show up. Can't really say I blame them.

But it was fun to ride with the girls.

You could always motor up to them and chat. And they always provided insights on the ride that the hairy backs, t-shirts and tri-geeks didn't think about.

So ladies......we miss ya......come see us.