Dude.......JUST DON'T DO IT

As I was serving Beluga to the t-shirts this morning (translated....spraying chunks of my Vittoria Pave EVO CG tubular tires in sizes that resemble the popular caviar) and dropping them faster than the faculty reduction at Bishop State, I noticed something that alarmed me greatly.


I can think of no other sport as rich in tradition as cycling. Yeah....technology has it's place in cycling as everyone likes the latest titanium do-dads and/or carbon bits to bling out their ride. I'm down with that aspect. It is give and take in my opinion.


But DON'T ride up to me in white/silver/green/red/blue shorts/bibs without a BLACK front panel.


I am not interested in your sausage smuggling.


I will question your manhood. And don't tell me you don't like black because it's too hot. Black keeps the boyz warm and toasty, even in the summer. If you don't wear black up front, you are a cancer to the peleton and should be served up buffet style to whatever you consider un-holy.


I don't not want to see your bits....period.....if you want to wear that gear, take up male gymnastics.


Until next time......muerte de arriba